Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.