What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !