How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.