I don't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore.
You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward
Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
Misspell the paunch line.
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
He was hammered.
