What's the difference between a hammer and a mallet?

I don't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore.

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A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

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It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.