What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me