What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.