What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.