What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

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Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around