What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.