What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

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What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

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What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!