What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store