A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
Stark industries has actually turned a profit
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.
