What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building