What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza?

Little Caeser's

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don't feed it.