What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!