What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.