What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.