Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.
Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.
Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.
Your man is open!"
I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.
Ereptile dysfunction.
Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.
If they're black, they can't feed a family.
A: He wanted rich milk.
Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
You ask them to leave.
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."
