Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Your dentist.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
The letter C.
He can't stand the 1%
Because he was fly fishing.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
He wanted rich milk!
you get a Hyperlink ...
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
He keeps missing his train
Allahu Akhbarrrr"
It deep ends.
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
