Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call lying furniture?

Untrustable

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.