Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.