What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza?

Little Caeser's

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.