The pizza can feed a family.
You can't top a good pizza joke.
Little Ceasars
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
He wanted rich milk!
Oh,the humanities!
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.