What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

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How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

How did King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.