What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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What do you call a man who supports women's sports?

A sports brah

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.