What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.