What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

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