How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

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What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE