How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

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He's making bankon.

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

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Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.