How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.