What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."