What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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Why are batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.