Pregnant Woman Jokes

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.