What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why does OP never deliver?

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

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Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next