What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

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What are seals made out of?

Cealls

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron