What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

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What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron