Deposit Jokes

Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What do you call an employee at a sperm bank?

A nutjob

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

Snowbank Jokes More Snowbank Jokes

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"