What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan