What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever