What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

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How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.