What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.