What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes More Red Hot Chili Pepper Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in