What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas use?

Sneakers.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.