Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.