What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

snowballs

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.