My girlfriend knows about my wife.
A: The color.
A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.
Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).
You slap him and he slaps you back !
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
My credit card bill.
