Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh