Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )