Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin