Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.