How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

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Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now