Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite movie?

Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.