Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!