Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!