What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

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What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.