What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!"

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None