What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!