What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...