What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

they are both 8........

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There's twenty of them.

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.