What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.