What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.