What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What's the difference between you and an egg?

The egg actually gets laid!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.