What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes : Who Who A black owl goes : Who dat who dat

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.