Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!