How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.