What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian Pothead camping in Yellowstone?

A Yellowstoner.

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

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Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians