What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians