What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians