What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !