What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET !

What's ET's first name?

Spag.

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How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light