A: A cello burns longer.
A Yoghurt's got culture!
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
A: The bow is moving.
Cello?
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.