What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!