What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!