What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.

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Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !

What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.