What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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You give them an autopsy

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

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Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !

What is another word for a python ?

A mega-bite !

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What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

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What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.